You Might Be Kinky If…

One of my favorite comedians is a good ole’ Southern boy named Jeff Foxworthy, who is famous for his ‘you might be a redneck if…’ routines. But today my experience was a tad different. I visited the Family Planning clinic and had the pleasure of flustering the nurse so badly she could hardly talk. Come on folks, didn’t you always wonder if a butt plug reduces the effectiveness of a diaphragm?

Well, that was my uneventful day…how was yours?

Good Pussy

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5 thoughts on “You Might Be Kinky If…

    1. OMG…that is the funny part. First, this grown ass woman close to my age, who is a trained nurse and supposedly experienced with sexual health issues…BLUSHED. Then she stuttered and stammered…I don’t mean to be crude, but I would not think it would. I mean it would be no different than if…MORE stuttering and stammering…than if you had a ‘full’ bottom.

      Come on woman, you just spent a good 15 minutes with your fingers up my…. (Took her three attempts to fit me. The first one she brought out, I took one look at and thought…no way! I have had cocks smaller than that in me). And now you want to blush and get all shy?

      1. I am not a nurse BUT I do have a BS in Health Education and worked in HIV/Sexual Health…so to me there is no excuse for this kind of behavior. Later this week I will do a blog about my mentor in university…this amazing woman that taught me so much about being comfortable in your sexual identity.

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